One of the mysteries of the English language finally explained.
excretion, discharging faeces, excreting faeces, passing faeces, evacuation of one's bowels, opening one's bowels, going to the lavatory
bowel movement, BM
informal number twos, poohing, whoopsies
vulgar slang crapping, crap, shitting, shit, dump
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