One of the mysteries of the English language finally explained.
excrete, discharge faeces, excrete faeces, pass faeces, have a bowel movement, have a BM, evacuate one's bowels, open one's bowels, void excrement, relieve oneself, go to the lavatory
informal do number two, do a pooh, do a whoopsie
vulgar slang crap, have a crap, shit, have a shit, dump, have a dump
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