Definition of stone me! (or stone the crows!) in English:

stone me! (or stone the crows!)

phrase

British
informal
  • An exclamation of surprise or shock.

    • ‘Stone the crows, I can hardly wait to find out.’
    • ‘Stone the crows, she's out of control!’
    • ‘'Stone The Crows!', shouted the legendary manager, when he first heard this splendid young Scottish band roaring into action.’