Definition of (as) happy (or lucky, miserable, etc.) as a bastard on Father's Day in English:

(as) happy (or lucky, miserable, etc.) as a bastard on Father's Day

phrase

Australian
informal
  • Very unhappy (or unlucky, miserable, etc.)

    ‘he looked as happy as a bastard on Father's Day’
    • ‘"I've got about as much luck as a bastard on Father's Day", laments a punter.’
    • ‘I'm already as miserable as a bastard on Father's Day.’
    • ‘If you and I stay right here we'll be happy as a bastard on Father's Day, mate.’
    • ‘Old Charlie was as confused as a bastard on Father's Day.’
    • ‘You might say he was as puzzled as a bastard on Father's Day.’
    • ‘I saw him standing all dressed up with nowhere to go looking as happy as a bastard on Father's Day.’
    • ‘There I was, 'on my tod', and lonelier than a bastard on Father's Day!’
    • ‘You'd find yourself as lonely as a bastard on Father's Day.’
    • ‘"About as witty as a bastard on Father's Day," Oscar said with fierce humor.’
    • ‘The once-proud structure became as unstable as a bastard on Father's Day.’